Catching up in a Tweet like Fashion. Part 1.

My guilt has become this epic Indiana Jones like Giant Ball chasing me down and I'm about to be crushed. Oh and I hate blogs that complain about there lack of updates, which is all I feel like I do these days. Well damn you all, this isn't about the blog, it's about the project. Suck it up Kylie and just smeggin' post a giant list in a tweet like fashion and move on.

I'm going back to April here. Forgive me.

Book of Eli (2010) - April 22, 2010.
This was a parable. I generally don't like being preached at politically or religiously, so I was suprised that days later I was still talking about this film. Though thankfully it was due to the post-apocalyptic setting that still managed to present a neon-sign-level of product placement, and not the "Society has lost it's way and needs to return to God" message it was yelling at me. I would strangely like to see it again. Denzel Washington kicked ass.

Iron Man (2008) - May 3, 2010.
Perfection in a Superhero form. I've written about this before and it's still true. Go Team Stark! Favourite Superhero movie of all time, and that's saying a lot for me. This session was a preview screening at home before venturing out to see the sequel at the cinema, which I'm glad I did because..

Iron Man 2 (2010) - May 3, 2010.
Was a let down. Yes, there was some very cool moments (pretty much anything with Whip Lash aka Mickey Rourke), but over all it lacked what made the first one great. Simplicity. Simplicity is the key. This sequel was too busy, too full of random battles that seemed pointless to the storyline. The relationship between Tony Stark and Pepper Potts was washed over (Warning Spoiler: When they finally kissed, I was like.. eh?).  Tony Stark's emotional journey was there, but it lost to the over powering story of Whip Lash. Honestly, I was cheering for Rourke. They certainly made me like him more than the leading man! Which is saying something because I'm still completely in love with Robert Downey Jr. Ironically I will probably buy the DVD.

Whip It (2009) - May 24, 2010.
What is this? Like the 3rd time I've written about this movie so far? Doesn't that say it all? Oi! Enough with the poodles already. I'm sure it won't be the last viewing either. It has become a go to movie when I'm in dire need of escapism.

Hackers (1995) - May 24, 2010.
1995 was a big year in movies for me. With Tank Girl, Empire Records, and this terribly bad computer wise, yet fantastic in every other way movie, I was in Quote City baby! I still quote from all these movies to this day. I must have seen this movie a hundred times. It's most certainly generational, it was from a time when the internet was still shiny and new, and roller blades were cool. I loved every minute of it.

Pump Up The Volume (1990) - May 24, 2010.
A must see movie if you haven't yet. A cult classic. Christian Slater is the disenfranchised youth with a voice, that we all wanted to be. A movie about teenagers finding their voice in a world where they feel they are being ignored. John Hughes would be proud. How many pirate radio stations must have popped onto the airwaves because of this film? The equivalent these days would probably be Pod Casting (which makes me a little sad).

Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl (2003) - May 25, 2010.
Captain Jack Sparrow.. nom nom nom nom nom nom nom.

The Losers (2010) - May 30, 2010.
My favourite no brainer action movie of the year. Originally a comic book, this film has a great cast, great pace, explosions and wit. Can't go wrong. Oh and Jeffery Dean Morgan is my new crush. Fun fun fun in the sun.

Memphis Belle (1990) - June 2, 2010.
Probably the only war themed film in my list of favourite films. Talk about amazing ensemble casts. Not to mention cute. Then you get Harry Connick Jnr.  to sing a song and you have a full set of awesome. Bring tissues.

Josie and the Pussycats (2001) - June 5, 2010.
More people than I could possibly imagine secretly like this movie. As a not-so-closet fan, I completely understand. Is it stupid? Yes. Do I care? No. No I do not.

Watchmen (2009) - June 5, 2010.
As an avid fan of the graphic novel, I was so happy to see this film did it proud. Even though the comic has more.. well just.. more, the film hit the same depth, and all the right buttons. Some shots where frame for frame even. It made my little nerd brain go squeeeeeee.

 
New Moon (2009) - June 7, 2010.
The first Twilight movie was so bad. Now, regardless of all the reasons people dislike this franchise, I disliked it because it was epically bad film making. It was like a two hour long angsty music video. I actually think the books are fun to read. Yes, they are ridiculous, but they are also like a thousand other teen romance novels. These just happen to have vampires in them.  Putting that aside I think they are great basic source material for what could have been some great teen films, but due to what I am confident in saying was very bad Directing, the first one completely sucked. Now I should talk about the second film and not the first. New Moon was slightly better than the first. I got a midday movie level of enjoyment out of it, but it was like the new Director did his best, but had to at least base it on the first, so it was still doooooomed.

Clerks II (2006) - June 7, 2010.
Kevin Smith is a fave. I like most of his movies, but for me this isn't one of his best. Though all that means is that I'm not putting at the top of my faves of his movies.  It's still a great movie, I just liked Dogma (1999) and Chasing Amy (1997) more. That being said, I have fond memories when I watch this as I got to see it's first showing in Australia followed by a Q&A by Kevin Smith himself. The Q&A went for longer than the film. It was AWESOME!

The Losers (2010) - June 15, 2010.
Had to get me some more of these guys. So much fun. I walk out so happy.

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs (2009) - June 21, 2010.
OMG this movie is so funny that at the end you almost don't notice that they just forgot about concluding the storyline. This must have come out in 3D which is a bit hard not to notice when watching it it good ol' normal 2D, but I loved it anyway. A very enjoyable movie and lovely way to spend an evening.

 
Paper Heart (2009) - June 28, 2010.
As a mega fan of Michael Cera and little indie films, the only disappointing thing about it is that you you desperately want the half of this doco/film that's fictional to be.. well non-fictional. This is a beautifully shot documentary about people and their thoughts on love with an added fictional storyline of a budding relationship between the filmmaker Charlyne Yi and real life Michael Cera. I enjoyed the ride they took me on. Makes you feel all warm and nice inside.

Kick-Ass (2010)

Yep. Again.

I just couldn't resist seeing the delight that is Chloe Moretz, one more time. Oh and I'd been going on and on and on about this film to some friends so they figured the best way to handle the situation was to just go see the damn thing. So we all did.

Still great. Still Awesome.

Side Note: I iTune'd the sountrack. Aside from the key songs that really stand out in the film, it's a rather.. well.. bleh. Stick with just the movie.

Serenity (2005)

I heart this cast so bad. I could watch a movie about them sitting around a table just chatting for two hours and I'd be happy. Actually I would watch Nathan Fillion read the phone book out loud all day.

Serenity is the movie that came to life through the power of fans. Once upon a time there was a wonderful little TV Series called Firefly written by the wonder that is Joss Whedon. A Sci-Fi TV show like no other. This one had Cowboys in space, and we (the fans) loved it. The cast was amazing, the writing was brilliant, it was witty and funny, yet at the same time had depth and drama. So of course the network cancelled it.

The Fans were furious! They stamped their feet and put on there angry face and browncoats (sorry series reference) and got ready for a fight. Through the power of many fans combining their powers and bringing forth Captain Planet, and with the wonder that is the internet, the Big Damn Movie got made.

The crew of Serenity have reunited to fly the skies once more. This time in an adventure to protect one of there own from an evil assassin, and in the process save the world.

Start with the series, then watch the movie. I don't know a single person who doesn't love both. Cowboys, mind-readers, space ships, quick quips, great writing, great visuals. Amazing.

What else can I say? It's COWBOYS IN SPACE! It's friggin' AWESOME!

Kick-Ass (2010)

Oh. My. God. Kick-Ass is.. wait for it.. Kick-Ass.

This is the story of High Schooler Dave, who asks the question "Why aren't there any real Super Heroes in Real Life?"  and then goes about trying to correct that. No super powers, not special tricks, just a lot of ass kicking and getting kicked in the ass.

This poor little movie got a heap of flack over what is a little girl saying the c-word. I thought this was quite humourous particularly because they made little fuss over how the same little girl kills about 50 people, but oh no! She also said the c-word. Geez. Priorities people. I didn't care either way. I'd read a few interviews with Chloe Moretz (the little girl in question) and she seems extremely well adjusted and not at all scared or running around rooms randomly yelling out profanities and while scratching up the furniture.

Back to the movie and it's awesome-ness. Originally a comic book, now a sure to be cult classic film. The comic book had some aspects I preferred they hadn't changed, but as payback, the film fixed the things that bugged me in the comic. What was great was of course all the could-almost-beat-a-Tarantino-level-of-gore fight scenes, excellent soundtrack, great cast, and believe it or not just plain fun fun fun.

The much talked about Chloe Moretz is of course my favourite ("With great power, comes great responsibility.") Her cute little skirt wearing, swearing character steals the screen. Though  Nick Cage's impression of Adam West is great thing.

Maybe it's my inner-nerd (heck its an outter-nerd) that had me totally geeking out about this movie. Though I sure it's also the part of me and all of us that think "What if? Maybe I could  be a superhero too". Hey we all can dream right?

Date Night (2010)

Oh I laughed so hard. This by-the-numbers comedy was a perfect meet-half-way-date-flick. With Steve Carell and Tina Fey at the helm as The Fosters, you can do no wrong.  

The Fosters are married with kids and feel that life has gotten a little boring. Attempting to rekindle some excitement and romance the couple arrange a Date Night. All that's planned is a nice little dinner in the city at a fancy restaurant, but (surprise surprise) they get a little more than they bargained for in the excitement department.

Date Night isn't going to win any awards or go down in history as some sort of cult comedy classic, but it was a delightful way to spend an evening, escape reality and have a good laugh. Much love goes out to this comedy due. I hope they team up again in the near future.

On a side note: The obvious ad-libs are to die for. Stay for the credits, and careful not to spill your popcorn when you laugh hard and frequently.

Up (2009)

Is there anyone who doesn't love a Pixar movie? I don't think so.   

Up is another Pixar great. Full of all the wonder and delight you expect to see. What really makes this movie magic is it's central character, Karl. Karl is 78 years old and about to be put in an Old Folks Home, but refusing to give up on his life long dream of adventure, ties thousands of helium balloons to his house and takes flight!

Most animated movies center around kids or young people and their big dreams and fantasies. Up reminds us that dreaming big and living life to the fullest isn't just for kids. Strange and exciting adventures can happen at any age, as can learning something new about yourself.

Oh and a little personal story. I saw this movie for the first time at the cinema just before my wedding. Oh glory did I tear up as I watched the ups and downs of Karl's long life. I teared up again on this second viewing too. They are happy tears, of a happy life. I will always watch this movie and be reminded of how a simple but happy life.. is a very good life.

Alice in Wonderland (2010)

Alice is not a child anymore. She is now a  beautiful, all though some what strange young woman who has grown up thinking her childhood adventure through Wonderland was all but a dream. Once again she stumbles upon the white rabbit and tumbles down the rabbit hole in another somewhat darker adventure. Directed by Tim Burton and starring his usual cast of misfits and the delightful newcomer Mia Wasikowska as Alice.


Pieces of Awesome:

The star of the show is Tim Burton's  Wonderland. I saw the film in 3D and even though I think it doesn't need an extra dimension, Wonderland looked magical through those dorky 3D glasses. Not surprisingly really, as this is certainly one of Burton's fortes.

 Mia Wasikowska as Alice, was a delight (and looked like a princess in every costume she wore. Can I have her wardrobe please?). At first glance she seems breakable with her porcelin features, only to stand up and become a champion with great determination and tenaciousness. All the while carrying off the perfect level of kookiness.

Lastly Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter. I heard a lot of chatter about his role. Yes he's very Depp-y (if I can create a word there) and there are similarities to his role as Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)). Golly Gee, they are both wearing hats! (Note the tone). For me, even though he was very much a bunch of Depp characters rolled into one, I liked him. When even he wasn't in a scene, I couldn't wait for him to show up again.

In conclusion: Alice in Wonderland is a very enjoyable film. I didn't feel a need to go see it again any time soon, but the world, characters and amazing costumes were a wonder (sorry) to see!

Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist (2008)

So I discovered something bad about my challenge. I stopped watching as many movies. Every time I went to watch something I thought "Oh man. I'm going to have to write about this." I should have seen this coming, but I didn't. Never mind, I have solved the problem, with a friendly reminder to myself that its meant to be fun. So prepare yourself for a mega catch up with my new 'Pieces of Awesome' style.

A modern Fairytale. Boy meets Girl over a New York City canvas and funky beats (did I just say funky beats? Oh glory). Starring Michael Cera and Kat Dennings, who took me on a delightful 24 hour journey of joy and wonder.


Pieces of Awesome:

The leads Nick (Michael Cera) and Norah (Kat Dennings). Wit and sarcasm = Joy.

Caroline played my Ari Gaynor. I'd buy stocks in Gaynor if I could. She's going to be huge. You can catch a glimpse of her in Whip It (2009) as well. Oh and she taught me a wise thing in this movie. Never share chewing gum. EVER.

Nick's Yugo (It's a car. Yeah, I'd never heard of it either) is a character in its self. The embodiment of Nick's character.

For those that not mind a teeny tiny spoiler, here's my favourite moment featuring the adorable Caroline.

In conclusion: Love love loved it. My kinda movie. Had some slow points and I can see why it didn't do well on a large scale but it screams Cult Flick. See it. Live it. Love it.

80s Movie Marathon.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

Ferris Bueller, an 80s Idol. Every 80s teen either wanted to be him or date him. Heck, I wanted both.

Whats not to love? You've got our lovable protagonist who reminds us that we need to make the most out of life and enjoy it, so he chucks the proverbial "sickie", convincing his parents he is ill and takes the day off school. Then using all his wiles goes about having the greatest day off ever, taking his best friend and girlfriend along for the ride.

Ferris is just so clever without even trying too hard. Like so many of Writer/Director John Hughes films, there is many a life lesson. Chill out and go with the flow man. Don't let the man get ya down. Life really does not have to be so hard. Be your own person and for the sake of all sakes, have a lot of fun.

As a result of the education contained within, this movie is one of my most quoted. My husband and I make many a reference to it. The most common being whenever we are sick (or dare I say it, hungover):

"I'm dieing"
"You're not dieing, you just can't think of anything good to do." 

and when we head off on adventures we often start by snapping our fingers. Oh and our cat is called "Ferris" of course. The darling hubby and I love this movie so much we used one of its songs in our wedding. I walked down the aisle to the instrumental version of The Dream Academy's 'Please Please Please Let Me Get What I Want' from the famous Museum scene. It was beautiful I tell ya. Beautiful.

Ferris Buller's Day Off is in its essence, one big giant reminder that life is short and there will be plenty of time to be serious, so embrace the happy times and live life til your cup runneths over. I thank John Hughes for this lesson. I'm thankful of it everyday. 

The Breakfast Club (1985)

Another John Hughes film. I can barely speak of his passing last year, so fraking sad, he was the most amazing man who is more than likely responsible for my passion for films (which I'm sure will be lifelong).

As much as I love Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Breakfast Club was life changing for me. I always felt like an outcast throughout my bloom period, hense why Allison the Basketcase (played by Ally Sheedy) is my favourite character. Via the power that is this film Hughes made me understand that everything was going to be ok. We all have concerns and fears. We all love and hate. We all feel alone in the world at some point or another. We are all in our simplest terms.. human.

The genius of a story like this one (and so many of Hughes films) is in its ensemble cast and scenario. You put a bunch of different characters together "..a brain, an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal." Then you create a forced situation they all have to deal with, in this case putting them all in detention together, then you watch them for a day and see what happens.

This has become a format I adore. With similar films (some I'm sure are giving a nod to Hughes intentionally) such as Empire Records (1995) and Mallrats (1995). Heck, most of Kevin Smith's movies to be honest. I actually know he is a fan. Of Hughes, not of me.

The Breakfast Club is certainly a must see film for anyone. I'm always shocked to hear whenever someone hasn't seen it, and I do my best to make sure they do. This viewing was actually one of those occasions. A Kylie the Awesome 80s Film Education.

I dare anyone not to be able to find a connection to the characters in some way, and walk away without feeling touched. Though I do wonder if this film will speak to future generations. I think it should as the lessons taught are ageless. I look forward to continuing to share this film with as many people as possible. I personally will never tire of watching it.

So if you are yet to experience this amazing, intelligent, sad, funny, and brilliant drama, then that's your homework for this week or else "The next time I have to come in here I'm crackin' skulls." 


The Lost Boys (1987)

After the unfortunate passing of Corey Haim last week, what better way to end my 80s Marathon than with The Lost Boys.

The coolest (as in hip-crazy-hair-leather-jacket-wearing-saxophone-playing-flying-through-clouds kind of cool) 80s movie of them all that puts Twilight (2008) vampires to shame.

As a result of divorce and financial troubles, two brothers (Mike & Sam) along with their mother, move to the fictional coastal town of Santa Carla in California to live with their grandfather. Turns out Santa Carla is the Murder Capital of The World and people are constantly going missing. We soon discover apparently this town has a little bit of a Vampire problem. So after Mike gets caught up with said troublesome vampires because of a girl (isn't it always?), Sam sets out to save him with some help from a couple of comic book reading, self-appointed vampire hunters. Awesome.

There is so much to love about this film. The great soundtrack featuring songs such as "People are Strange" by The Doors and the theme song that says it all "Cry Little Sister" by G Tom Mac (BTW he's created a new True Blood inspired version, go look for it). Then there is the Life Before CGI Effects that are now enjoyable on numerous levels, the charmingly quotable quips that could only come out of a film made in the 1980's, and last but not least.. seeing Kiefer Sutherland in a world prior to the TV show 24.

Oh and seeing as my other 80s films had life lessons. What this film teaches us is don't drink the Kool-Aid! Especially if it's given to you by creepy bikers you just met like an hour ago. Things will go very bad.

"I do not regret the things I have done, but those I did not do." - Empire Records

Eagle vs Shark (2007)

So this here is a delightful little story from New Zealand about a kooky little couple and their journey to find love.

Oh, this is one for the books. Everyone who hasn't seen this movie should without hesitation. Comparisons to Napoleon Dynamite (2004) have been made, which I guess I understand. Eagle vs Shark came out not long after the previous, and they both have that small quaint quietness about them both. Oh and they both contain characters that beat their own drum loudly and proudly. Ok so maybe they are similar. Who cares? Not me. Love it and live it.

Why should you watch this movie? Because it's from New Zealand and I think every movie that comes from that direction is a piece of tiny gold. Because if you've ever felt insecure and small, you'll get a warm tingle in your insides when you watch this film. Because it's full of epic video game battles and revenge seeking missions and some wonderful celebrity impressions and of course love.


Up in the Air (2009)

Well this is a bit of a jump. From New Zealand to what I was sure was going to be a highlight at the Academy Awards this year.

While I'll start by saying I really liked this film. Now I'm going to go on a tangent. I've got a bit of a bee in my bonnet about the Oscars. So many gems get passed by good old Mr Oscar and usually my favourite film of the year doesn't even get a mention.  Like Zombieland (2009). I mean come on people, horror comedies deserve a bit more credit surely! Oh at least Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) got a mention (but didn't win) or I might have had to boycott the awards all together (oh wait, I did anyway).

Where was I? Oh yeah Up in the Air. Another quiet, yet brilliantly written and directed film. Jason Reitman directed another ball out of the park after the wonder that was Juno (2007). It sneaked up on me this one. I mean yes the peeps where talking award winning before it even left the gate, but as I watched and enjoyed the story, sneaky little Reitman tapped me on the shoulder and whispered in my ear "Nice try.. but you won't guess this one". And he was right.

Oh what's it about? A man who spends his life constantly traveling across the United States firing people for a living. He lives a life of simplicity and order until of course as these things go, his company starts to make some changes and his life is thrown askew.

An interesting and new view of corporate America that shouldn't be missed, but be careful. If you are part of a similar environment, this movie might just change your life.


Madagascar (2005)

Ok this little animated piece of joy was one I just never quite got around to watching. Yet my husband would often mention it to me, sharing with me it's glorious wit and pointing out his love for the penguin troop of which is a highlight.

Here we are in the New York Central Park Zoo, and we have before us it's beloved animals, some of which dream of a world beyond the fences. Escape (sort of) ensues.

I was expecting to enjoy this film of course. I like the charms of most animated films. What I wasn't expecting was the plethora of Pop Culture references and homages contained. It was most certainly my favourite part, watching and guessing the spoofs of so many different films, oh and of course the penguins my husband had previously mentioned.

There is something about films paying tribute to other films that I just adore. Maybe it's the fan girl in me (I'm almost sure of it) but I also think it's the film makers of the world giving a little nod to the past. In a time where almost anyone can make a movie (no matter how big or small), there is nothing better than seeing the worlds inner fan girl/boy shine on the big screen, even if it's in a less obvious fashion such as a screen angle, lighting style or my personal favourite The Whilhelm Scream.

Madagascar has taken me on a tangent I can't come back from, so I'll just stop here. This ones for all the Fan Girls and Boys of the world. Cheers!


Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold (1975)

There has been some pretty kick-ass females in films over the years. The Charlie's Angels, Lara Croft, Uma Thurman in Kill Bill, but in the 1970's there was Cleopatra Jones. If you took Grace Jones, dabbed on some James Bond and add just a dash (or a whole ton) of clown makeup you get Ms Jones. 

When two friends of Cleo's go missing while on an under cover mission in Hong Kong, Cleopatra Jones with the help of detective Mi Ling heads on a whirlwind adventure to find them. Hunting down local drug lord and.. wait for it.. lesbian, The Dragon Lady.

It's a crazy and hilarious snap shot of 1970's fashion and stereotypes. Half the fun of this film is watching the crazy outfits and eye makeup worn by our illustrious heroin.

How can you not love a movie with pithy 70's quips, kung fu, knife throwers, lesbians, gun fights, sword fights, explosions, and drug lords who were playboy centerfolds.

Cleopatra Jones and the Casino of Gold is certainly one for the ages. Oh and it's one of two Cleopatra Jones movies! There is another one out there! Huzzah!


Valentine's Day (2010)

So here is a first for this movie blog. A movie I didn't like. Oh Hollywood when will you stop trying so hard.

They make a great movie like Love Actually (2003) and Hollywood just sees dollar signs. As a result we get Valentine's Day with the same formula, but without the heart.

I actually can't quite put my finger on the problem. The cast is great, and it's directored by Gary Marshall of Pretty Woman (1990) fame. You can even spot the homage barage to the 90's romantic classic. The same opening titles font, a voice over to gently bring us into the story, and of course LA and Hollywood. Actually it could be the Gary Marshall factor that is irking me. Maybe he doesn't have it anymore.

Oh, it wasn't all bad. I enjoyed several of the individual love stories, but cramming them all together was a bad idea. This will never be on my purchase list, even if it was in a bargain bin. I do feel bad leaving you without a bit of happiness... um.. Ashton Kutcher was surprisingly adorable.

The Boat That Rocked (2009)

So the Queen, The Beatles, and a hot cup of tea. Where are you? The United Kingdom of course. Add Bill Nighy and Richard Curtis and you've got The Boat That Rocked.

Richard Curtis is the man responsible for almost every good romantic comedy to come out of the UK in the last 15 years, starting with Four Weddings and a Funeral (1994). Now don't be mistaken, this ain't no Chick Flick, it's almost more of a Bro-mance. With it's story emerging around a band of DJ's from Radio Rock, a rogue radio station broadcasting from the North Sea, bringing pop music to the people of England in the 1960's. What you've got right here is a boat full of fellas (and one lesbian) full of crazy shenanigans.

Of course friendships and rivals form, love is found, tears are shed and laughs are a-plenty. All courtesy of one of my now all time favourite ensemble casts. I had flashes to other great films such as Almost Famous (2000), High Fidelity (2000) and even Pump Up The Volume (1990). All films, like this one where the soundtracks speak as loudly as the actors words.

Films like this one spread such warmth through my heart. It's almost cheating. Music has such a power to transport us to another time, another place, to happy memories and to sad ones with such ease. All it takes is a few simple notes, an opening riff and we're gone.

The Boat That Rocked is what happens when you have perfect ingredients, and a wonderful recipe. You know it will turn out to be delicious.


Whip It (2009)

Speaking of the perfect recipe. I was destined to love Whip It before I'd even seen it. First, it's the directorial debut of Drew Barrymore. Second, we have the delectable Ellen Page. Then last you have ROLLER DERBY! Oh. My. Gooodness. Heavy on the Goodness.

Oh I counted the days til this came out, then I got married and went on my honeymoon instead. Completely missing it at the cinema, of course that's a little disappointing, but hey, I got a husband. Not too shabby *smile*.

Fast forward to its DVD release and I made what I considered a very safe bet and purchased said movie without having seen it. I was not disappointed.

Everything I wanted I most certainly got out of this little indie joy of joys. Drew Barrymore as a director FTW. Yes, it's a little rough around the edges, but so is Drew. Jam packed full of girl power and ass kicking, the whole film screams Drew and who better to help that vision along than a crew of kick ass chicks.

You've got Ellen Page from Juno (2007) fame, Juliette Lewis who's been kicking butt for years, and my current favourite New Zealander (Sorry Flight of the Concords) the adorable Zoe Bell who is more famous as a stunt woman but made her acting debut in Grindhouse: Death Proof (2007).

Ok, so the boys are scared now. Don't be. It's not all girl power. Ok, I lie. It is, but you will love love love it  I promise. Boys, you will love the girls, you will love there tiny outfits and bad attitudes, and you will love them speeding around a roller derby track on skates, kicking butt and takin' names.


The Boat That Rocked (2009).. again.

Yes only one movie between! Love love love.

Oh I have to say, if.. no wait.. when you see this film, watch the deleted scenes. OMG every deleted moment could have been in the film and it would have been one really really long full of awesome movie. Instead it's a normal length full of awesome movie.

Anyway, still fantastic the second time round, my favourite moment now involving the delightful Chris O'Dowd (from UK series The I.T. Crowd) miming along too the song Stay with Me Baby. Amazing.

Go get the movie now! So if we run into each other we have something to talk about. Ok, so you could mention any movie and I'd be jabbering on for hours, but lets not get all picky. Ok, lets get picky. I'm never for a lack of words, and always have something to talk about. But treat yourself and see this movie.

Actually see any of the movies I've mentioned. All but one of them is a movie full of happiness and even that one is about love. Movies are happiness and I won't ever be convinced otherwise.

The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou (2004)

Warning: You are about to read a potentially amazing/terrible rant about a film called The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, one of the great works by Wes Anderson. This could potentially contain spoilers because when I rant I tend to ramble. That's what makes it a rant. Well it's not that it will contain spoilers, it's just that it might not _not_ contain spoilers. Are you following?

But hey, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou has been out since 2004, so if you haven't seen it yet, it's your own fault. I mean you couldn't have been desperate to see it, otherwise you'd have gone already. But the word "yet"..

Do you remember in English your teacher giving you that silly challenge when you just have to write and write without pausing or stopping to even think properly until they said stop. Well that's how I'm writing this. Thought it would be nice to shake things up a tad and just see what happens.

So here we have it, another Wes Anderson film. I'm on a bit of a kick. Well, a kick that started with Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) two weekends ago, followed by me watching The Life Aquatic about three days later, and only now writing about it. But a kick none the less.

Remember when I spoke about Bill Murray being a Comedy Genius. It's still true, and this film in no exception. As the lead role of Steve Zissou he triumphs again. Steve Zissou who is very much a parady or perhaps homage to Jacques Cousteau and is a unique creature not unlike the sea creatures he encounters.

Oh I just love this film for heaps of reason. I love the little red hats and blue track suits the whole crew wears. I love Bill and Anjelica Huston together. Actually here's a little tangent about Anjelica Huston. I love her. Ever since I saw her in The Addams Family (1991) with her long dark hair and her pointy nose, I've felt a bond that will never be broken. I understood the strangeness of growing up with Witch like features and as she grows older with such grace and beauty I applaud her. You go Glen Coco, I mean Anjelica Huston.

Where was I? Oh The Aquatic Life.. the love I have for it's little stop animation sea creatures and it's as always,  amazingly (it's a word) tender and beautiful dialog by The Mighty Wes. Oh, now that I think about it. This film makes me feel a little forlorn. The story of Steve Zissou, an Oceanographer and Film Maker that seems to have passed his prime and "the people" have lost faith in his abilities. But not his people, they still have the faith and it's touching. Then along comes a possible long lost son (Owen Wilson), his wife (Anjelica Huston) leaves him, his funding for his next film is taken away, oh and I forgot his best friend was eaten.

Too be honest it doesn't get any better. Yes stuff happens and his peeps still stand by him but I'm not sure how I'm meant to walk away from it. Am I meant to be happy, still not sure. Bit like The Lovely Bones (2009) in that regard.

Eeee, I haven't mentioned Cate Blanchett's character yet, and she is my favourite. She's a reporter who is pregnant who's come on board to travel with Steve Zissou and write a "Puff Piece" to help him out. From memory, she was actually pregnant when she made this, and just glows all the way through.

What was my point? Oh the rant and rambling. Mission Achieved. The End.

Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009)

Director Wes Anderson to me is a little bit of a God. Every one of his films inspire me to get out there and be creative. Take hold of my crazy ideas and make something of them.

Fantastic Mr. Fox is no exception. What makes this film so fantastic (brace yourself, the word "fantastic" is about to be used a lot) is that Anderson has taken on the works of another visionary Roald Dahl (my childhood God). The combined genius of these two great men cultivates in a film of style, flair, beauty, humour and creativeness that I have nothing but the utmost adoration for.

Mr. Fox, husband, father and ex-thief of chickens, ducks and the like is feeling the pull of past. Something is missing, his wild instinct and he begins thieving again from local farmers Boggis, Bunce and Bean. A mighty battle of skill and wit between farmers and fox n' friends begins.

The screenplay takes the original book and expands on it ever so slightly. Even though the book is alone fantastic, the film expansion is most certainly For The Win.

Wes Anderson is a wordsmith of wonder when it comes to dialog. His scripts are the kind I dream of being able to create. All his films could stand on the screenplay alone but then with the added beauty of his own personal signature visual style, you come out with a work of art.

Fantastic Mr. Fox is a little different than his past works, as it's all presented with fantastic stop animation (Oh! Every hair on their faces is a wonder!). A style that enhances the vision.. well.. fantastically.

Can I squeeze in another "fantastic"? Yes I can. See this film. If you have already, see it again. It is just.. fantastic.

What About Bob? (1991)

Not having seen this since I was probably around the age of 12, oh it was just glorious to watch What About Bob? again.

The delightful fun filled story of psychiatrist Dr. Leo Marvin (Richard Dreyfuss) who is driven into madness when he is tracked down while on a family vacation by patient Bob Wiley (Bill Murray), appropriately named as he's a wily, obsessive-compulsive man.

Having repeatedly watched this film at said age of 12, what I mainly recall is disliking Richard Dreyfuss as the villain of the piece with the sort of passion saved for the likes of cleaning my bedroom and kids who teased me for being skinny.

Watching now I have to say Dreyfuss is a genius. Every look and sneer is outstanding and his final look of acceptance is perfection. The film could easily have failed if the roll hadn't been played by such a talent. Teamed up with the Comedy Genius that is Bill Murray, you need a man who can hold his own and Dreyfuss most certainly did.

Now it almost goes without saying that Bill Murray pops from the screen with extreme vigor. Murray could just stand and read from the dictionary and I would laugh until my sides split.

Oh a wonderful stroll back into my childhood, What About Bob? would have to be a Murray comedy favourite. I'd be here all day if I listed all my favourites. The man wins in every role he takes on.

Gattaca (1997)

The concept of an alternate reality or future is always an interesting one.

Gattaca presents us with a world in which genetic manipulation is an everyday occurrence. Where you can be assured that you future child will be born without defects or illness. Going as far as to prevent bad vision and weakness. Argument being, that it will still be your child, just the best version of your child possible.

Of course this causes issues for those born naturally aka God's Children or alternatively "Invalids". Marked as an Invalid, your place in life is set as member of the lower class. Only Valids can win races and become presidents.

Enter Ethan Hawke, a man God born who refuses to succumb to his destined station in life. Fighting against the world around him to fulfill his life long dream of going into space. Opposite is Jude Law, a man who's fate has been altered along with his genetics.

Both Hawke and Law, along with Uma Thurman bring depth and honesty to their characters. I feel this is one of Jude Law's best roles, it is understated to perfection.

Gattaca is a brilliant film written and directed by Andrew Niccol who also wrote The Truman Show (1998). Niccol is able to imagine a world just beyond our own and make us question ourselves and just how far is too far.

Oh, and it has a little Ernest Borgnine cameo. Gotta love the Borgnine!

The Movie Catch Up Dance

Like a sloth doing slothy things, I have found myself in the terrible position of being several movie updates behind in my new task. I haven't stopped watching movies! As if life is even possible without them.

Look, I knew going in, this would be a difficult challenge and I suppose I got a little behind, I am a bad bad girl. Moving on. Let the movie catch up dance begin!

What does an American Spy, a genius detective, a fraternity, and a dead girl all have in common? Not much except that I've seen them all in the last week and a half, but lets see if I can find some sort of connection.

First up, xXx (2002)

Here's another not so secret vice of mine. I adore Vin Diesel. The man knows what he is, and makes no apologies for it. xXx is a perfect example. A homage to the Spy flick genre with a Gen-Y spin. Tattoos, illegal internet videos, extreme sports and Playstation references. All fun fun fun.

Oh for sure, most people think this movie is terrible. Don't get me wrong, it most defiantly is terrible. Call me shallow and you might never read this blog again, but I find a terrible joy in watching it and I don't care what anyone thinks. It's silly, and poorly scripted and I don't care!

Just when you think the movie can't get any sillier, Vin Diesel snowboards down a mountain in order to drop grenades into it to cause an avalanche to take out the bad guys. Gold! and don't try and tell me otherwise. I won't hear of it.

Some films are meant to be silly and fun. They won't win any awards but they aren't supposed to. They are the trash magazine you claim only to read because it's there, but secretly enjoy and get annoyed when the doctor calls you in, because you really want to finish this article.

Oh and it stars Samuel L. Jackson  who was in Iron Man (2008) with Robert Downey Jr. which brings me to my next movie.

Sherlock Holmes (2009)

   

Yes again. My second.. err second viewing for the year. So glad I ventured forth and saw this movie again, and with an avid and understanding movie fan friend of mine as well.

We both enjoyed and were very pleased with our second viewing of Sherlock Holmes. Mr Robert Downey was as excellent this time round, and now that the initial viewings excitement has warn off some what, I can honestly say I still adore it.

At the same time, I can now understand why some people might not have felt the same as I. The film certainly slows in the middle. I feel this is the fault of the character Lord Blackwood, who would have been greater taken on by a much stronger actor. As my avid film friend pointed out, Lord Blackwood had two wonderful speeches to really make his own and inspire terror in us all, and well.. he didn't. For shame.

Another friend of mine was wondering just how long were the characters running for in order to get from London Parliament to the Tower Bridge? Indeed.

Moving on to the next movie, just as Robert Downey Jr. is in Due Date (2010) which also stars Juliette Lewis who is also in..

Old School (2003)

  

This was on TV one Saturday night, oh how I laughed. Having never seen it, my husband assured me it was a classic.

So it had some very cliche moments in the middle, regardless the whole premise was quite amusing. The likes of Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrell and good ole' underrated Jeremy Piven (So glad Entourage happened for him, he makes that show.) really sell this movie. By the way, I think I have a little Luke Wilson crush. He's a cutie and I like his easy going attitude towards roles.

Geez, how am I going to link this movie to the next. Oh wait! So easy! Jeremy Piven is in Entourage which is produced by Mark Wahlberg who is now in..

The Lovely Bones (2009)

On the extremely hot Sunday that just past, the Husband and I went to cool off at a Gold Class Screening of The Lovely Bones.

I walked out of the viewing feeling cool but thoughtful and sad. If you're looking for a happy tale, this isn't for you.

Directed by Peter Jackson and taken from a book of the same name, The Lovely Bones is a story told to us buy a murdered girl named Susie.

I long to read the book now. Watching the film, it felt like there was so much going on that Peter Jackson had trouble tieing everything up at the end. As a result, the ending didn't really do it for me.

Maybe I just didn't like how they story ended, but I think more likely (though until i read the book, its only a guess), that the film failed to fit in everything that comes from a very complicated book. From a man who directed the Lord of the Rings Trilogy, you'd think he'd be a bit more practiced. Of course, I could be shooting my foot off as we speak. I'll read the book as soon as I get a copy just to be sure.

Here ends the Move Catch Up Dance. I'll try not to dance again too soon.

Gypsy (1993)

This movie, story of the life of famous stripper Gypsy Rose Lee is a nice little way to entertain a lazy afternoon.

Too be honest, it's not the most wonderfully made movie. I imagine this is due to budget and that it's made for TV and not the big screen. Although Bette Midler is wonderful in her role as Mama Rose, it's just not enough to make it a real hit.

Putting the films short comings aside, it's a fun little afternoon movie with wonderful costumes and great songs. Worth a watch if you come across it in your travels.

*The Kylie Comparison: A poor man's Annie (1982) but well.. with strippers.

Roman Holiday (1953)

Roman Holiday is perfection.

A beautiful tale of a Princess (Audrey Hepburn) who longs for a life outside royalty, a life of normal everyday things. She escapes and falls in love with a charming American News Reporter (Gregory Peck).

Audrey Hepburn's first film and she stole the show. She is a vision and Gregory Peck is a delight in his role that he plays with a natural ease. I'm glad Cary Grant turned down the role.

Breakfast at Tiffany's (1961) has always been my favourite Hepburn film, but Roman Holiday is most certainly a close second.

Not only was the cast splendid, but Director William Wyler conducted this symphony to a standing ovation. Every moment, from Princess Ann's aching feet and losing a shoe, to the achingly beautiful ending which brings a tear to my eye every time.

All filmed on location in Rome, I highly recommend a visit if you haven't been. Take a Roman Holiday, you won't regret it.